Ashton: What's the one with the big ass neck?
Michael: a giraffe
iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

joeyjoe69:

when your friends sibling is hot

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(via girlyoul0athe)

humansofnewyork:

"Right after I lost vision in my eye, I was so bad at walking that I ran into a girl eating ice cream, and knocked her cone out of her hand. She screamed: ‘Are you blind!?!?’ I turned to her and said: ‘I am blind actually, I’m so sorry, I’ll buy you a new cone.’ And she said: ‘Oh my God! I’m so sorry! Don’t worry! It’s no problem at all! I’ll buy another one.’ So we walked into the ice cream store together, and the clerk said: ‘I heard the whole thing. Ice cream is free.’"

humansofnewyork:

"Right after I lost vision in my eye, I was so bad at walking that I ran into a girl eating ice cream, and knocked her cone out of her hand. She screamed: ‘Are you blind!?!?’ I turned to her and said: ‘I am blind actually, I’m so sorry, I’ll buy you a new cone.’ And she said: ‘Oh my God! I’m so sorry! Don’t worry! It’s no problem at all! I’ll buy another one.’ So we walked into the ice cream store together, and the clerk said: ‘I heard the whole thing. Ice cream is free.’"

(via love-lust-pixidustt)

vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

(Source: gothskater, via pikpikchuu)

ray-winters-sings:

margorothspiegelmanthegreat:

ray-winters-sings:

You never know how much they say “Wildcats” in High School Musical til you have to drink everytime they do.

I’m reblogging this not because they say Wildcats a lot but because we’re acting on the assumption that people who are old enough to drink sit around playing drinking games to HSM and that’s beautiful. 

Currently

(via love-lust-pixidustt)

listoflifehacks:

au8:

If you aren’t following ListOfLifeHacks

WHY
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THE
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FUCK
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NOT
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I tried but

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if only there was a blog where i could find solutions to problems like this

(via love-lust-pixidustt)

pikpikchuu:

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat


is that dota 2??

pikpikchuu:

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

is that dota 2??

australians-assemble:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

notmelissa:

Can we just discuss the fact that this man

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is also this man

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is also THIS man

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is also this man?

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is also this bunny

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a national treasure

(via love-lust-pixidustt)

bearplsstop:

eziocauthon89:

I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on

bearplsstop:

eziocauthon89:

I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on

(Source: i-remade-fffffuckkkkkkkkk, via pikpikchuu)

voodin:

Pre-order Smash Bros and recieve this limited edition box art, plus Dante, from the Devil May Cry series.
Sorry I stole your work DerpDino(Reddit OP)

voodin:

Pre-order Smash Bros and recieve this limited edition box art, plus Dante, from the Devil May Cry series.

Sorry I stole your work DerpDino(Reddit OP)

(via pikpikchuu)

But what game is this?

(Source: laggylife, via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: sassiestnugget, via furnt)